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#1 Wed 23rd Apr 2014 05:09 pm

Registered: Thu 15th Jan 2009

Dad Humor

This just tickles the hell out of me........LMAO !

Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Last edited by SW (Wed 23rd Apr 2014 05:10 pm)

HOPE is the thing with feathers   
That perches in the soul,   
And sings the tune without the words,   
And never stops at all        Emily Dickinson



#2 Sun 27th Apr 2014 08:24 am

Registered: Mon 11th Feb 2008

Re: Dad Humor


Kindness is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.  Mark Twain



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